TITLE: "W Juliet Vol.2, Part 2 rant!"
RANTER: Duchess Ingmar
EMAIL: duchess_i@bigfoot.com
SONGS: (dun guarantee the titles/names are correct...)
 ·"No Such Thing" by John Mayer 
 ·"Complicated" by Avril Lavigne
 ·"Heaven by DJ Sammy or something
 ·"Precious Illusions" by Alanis Morissette
 ·"Underneath Your Clothes" by Shakira
 ·"The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World
 ·That one Aaliyah song about trying again (;_; Poor girl...)

Actually, I'm doing this rant as I *reformat* volume 2, part 2 cause, as you all knooow, I did 
that chapter waaaay before I started this weird ranty thing.

Is it just me or...does Yahoo! suck lately? Seriously, I must have the worst email luck in the 
world. First I have my hotmail one until it was evilly overrun by spam, so I changed to my 
kuririnmail one but it took forever to open and then I figured "Hey...yahoo seems to always 
work". But it DOESN'T. >.< Lately it takes forever just to open my inbox. It's sad, man. REAL 
sad. Must I actually *pay* for good service!? -.- ^_^; But I am broke! *whiiine* It's like the
search for the Legendary Holy Grail, dude. The search for the Legendary Holy Email Service.

Fine, fine...back to work. Man, radio commercials are sometimes funny but they sometimes suck. 

Wait, I was wrong. I'm not *just* reformatting...I'm translating free talks too. >.< LOVE ME, 
PEOPLE! LOVE ME! *sob* Man, I hate translating free talks >.< And free talks hate me back. 

OH! MY EMAIL OPENED! WHAT A MIRACLE! It only took me 6 hours! -.- *bitter* I'm gonna end up 
actually writing a song about all this. And it will rhyme because I like rhyming. >.< I do. 
It's a little sad, but true. Rhyming makes the grass look a little greener to meeeeee!

And now my stomach hurts. Maybe it's cause I only ate cereal. That's all I ate. Just cereal.
It was good cereal, man. But I forgot which one it was. 

Dude, you know what I just remembered? Do you remember "The Land Before Time"? The first movie,
I mean. At the beginning of that movie there was this one Pizza Hut commercial where the kid
got dropped off by his mom and he played and played and junk and at the end this one girl
kissed his cheek or something. And then when it was over his mom came back to pick him up and
he was like "I did this and that and I even kissed a girl" and his mom was like "My lil angel!"
and then the kid went "Yuck!" and wiped his cheek.

...I forgot what the point of that was. WAIT, NO! I REMEMBER! It's cause I just heard a song on
the radio that sounded like the one they played during that thingy in the movie. Heeeh.

*work* *work* *work*

AUGH! >.< THAT FOOL!!! ...Wow, I really shouldn't put it in the rant...but...it's happening 
right now and is interrupting me from my hard work for you guys so...I'll tell you the tale of 
THATSTUPIDIDIOT...Lil Pete. >.<

See, I have this male friend whom we shall call...Lil Pete. And we were kind to him (me and my 
female buds) and he was...a typical guy and would not speak to us much. If we caught him on 
AIM, he would...not speak to us. And so we became bitter and stopped talking to him on AIM. And
now all of a sudden he wants to talk -.- I AM BUSY WORKING, DUDE. AND YOU DIDN'T TALK TO ME 
BEFORE! SO SCREW YOU IN A NONLITERAL WAY, MAN! >.< SCREW YOU!

*calms down* Must...not be overly...bitter. >.< OH MY GOSH. He must be working together with 
Yahoo! to make my life sad. Well, they ain't winning. Because I have POWER. And I'm too nice 
to him >.< I should be dissing him and ripping his eyes out for his cruelty but here I am, 
being civil to him. *sigh*

WORK! WORK! WORK! FORGET THAT FOO'!

And...I AM DONE! With the reformatting! And it was oddly odd. I think I'm gonna hire a sort of 
editor. Maybe my bud who loves Canna Nobutoshi. Or someone. Cause I think they'd be helpful to 
me. For example, if in Japanese Takashi says "What the hell!" I dunno if I should make it nicer,
like "What the heck!?" or "What in the world?!" or "What in Davy Jones' name?!" or whatnot. 
Because my skills...must not be mad enough yet. ;_; DON'T HATE MEEEE!

AUGH! EMINEM! o.o *switches stations* He scares me...>.< I don't know why, but he does. Wait, I 
*DO* know why >.< Nevermiiind...

HEY! I'm done! O.o Why am I still ranting? *shoos herself away*

Thanks again for reading this shorter funky raaant! ...If you DID read it. -.- If you just 
skipped till the end...I semi-thank you. AHAHAHAHAH!

OH! Wanna hear something funky? Lately my eye's been twitching! No, really! It's kinda scary. 
Maybe I'm overworked. Or overrelaxed! Ahaha. *runs*


-Ingmar

OBSERVATIONS: My chair is really squeaky.
MEMO TO SELF: See the doctor about that eye-twitch (no, I'm serious! I'm not making it up! It 
really IS twitching! It's a lil scary >.<).